Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

Jesse Ventura
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  2. The reality of loving God is loving him like he's a Superhero who actually saved you from stuff rather than a Santa Claus who merely gave you some stuff. - Criss Jami

  3. Grace is what picks me up and lifts my wings high above and I fly! Grace always conquers! Be graceful in everything; in anger, in sadness, in joy, in kindness, in unkindness, retain grace with you! - C. Joybell C.

  4. Life is grace. Sleep is forgiveness. The night absolves. Darkness wipes the slate clean, not spotless to be sure, but clean enough for another day's chalking. - Frederick Buechner

  5. Never give a sword to a man who can't dance. - Confucius

More Quotes By Jesse Ventura
  1. And I didn't choose it, Kat. I chose you.

  2. ...maybe it's only fitting that relationship that started with a lie would end with one.

  3. ...nothing ever happens quickly (except when it does). Nothing is ever, ever easy (except when it is). And, most of all, nothing ever goes perfectly according to plan (except in the movies).

  4. Not knowing you can't do something, is sometimes all it takes to do it.

  5. The whole summer lay ahead of us-time to rest, time to wait. And when the future comes-no matter what comes with it- I'll be smarter. I'll be stronger. I'll be ready.

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